I'm affably evil and sometimes I draw stuff

tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

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1 day ago

hotboysofficial:

when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test 

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3 days ago

thepottergeist:

madcenturion:

madcenturion:

If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic

no but seriously imagine it this way

a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire, chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object

you must be fun at parties

and the object is made from unborn chicken babies.

(Source: fowlls, via skylorde)

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4 days ago
allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

(Source: raduyev, via cloelia165)

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4 days ago

All of Leslie’s compliments to Ann

(Source: adumbscotts, via sapphicscience)

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5 days ago

hernamewastangerine:

frenchtoastandpancakes:

My daughter has chosen the Dark Side

I’m crying.

Every time I encounter this video, I hit replay so many times it’s ridiculous.

(Source: youtube.com, via ritzleshneff)

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5 days ago

lavenderharmony:

ejaculot:

when u see people having fun and you want to join but ur just like

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I relate to this so hard it’s upsetting me

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5 days ago

netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage

(via heidiwithbluehair)

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1 week ago

bagmilk:

eating really nasty food at someones house

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(Source: heteroh, via skylorde)

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1 week ago
nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

(via heidiwithbluehair)

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1 week ago
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